The Techwriter's Prayer

The Techwriter's Prayer

Dear Lord,

Please keep the malware writers at bay
So we can all sleep a little easier today
You know how much we need our rest
As our frayed nerves can very much attest

Spare us, O Lord, from red or yellow alerts
From nasty malware that give us the squirts
From added paperwork large and larger
It only makes the day that much harder

Keep us strong, O Lord, that we may
Come back to our shift on the next day
Please lend mercy to those who must
Extend thirteen hours on my mistrust

Before I forget, thank you for the pay
It bought me a brand new PDA.